Praise for "The Velveteen Yarmulke"
"This book was so honest and real, it instantly became one of my favorite things! You get a bagel! You get a bagel! Everybody gets a bagel!" - Oprah Winfrey
"I laughed so hard, the Nazis found me!" - Anne Frank
"Can someone teach me how to read so I can laugh at the Jews too?" - Honey Boo-Boo
Praise for "Witty With a Chance of Shitty"
This book made me realize it's time to confront my sexuality" - Tom Cruise
"I cried more than I did when I filmed Schindlers List." - Stephen Spielberg
I know I'm the master of horror, but this was some freaky shit." - Steven King
Praise for "Faggoty Anne"
"I peed myself! Not from the book, I literally have a bladder problem." - Amy Schumer
"I don't get it, isn't dressing up as a woman cultural appropriation?" - Kim Kardashian
"Who the fuck is Fagel Bagel?" - Michelle Obama