Upcoming Publications

Praise for "The Velveteen Yarmulke"

 

"This book was so honest and real, it instantly became one of my favorite things! You get a bagel! You get a bagel! Everybody gets a bagel!" - Oprah Winfrey 

 

"I laughed so hard, the Nazis found me!" - Anne Frank 

 

"Can someone teach me how to read so I can laugh at the Jews too?" - Honey Boo-Boo

 

 

 

 

Praise for "Witty With a Chance of Shitty"

 

This book made me realize it's time to confront my sexuality" - Tom Cruise

 

"I cried more than I did when I filmed Schindlers List." - Stephen Spielberg 

 

I know I'm the master of horror, but this was some freaky shit." - Steven King

Praise for "Faggoty Anne"

 

"I peed myself! Not from the book, I literally have a bladder problem." - Amy Schumer 

 

"I don't get it, isn't dressing up as a woman cultural appropriation?" - Kim Kardashian 

 

"Who the fuck is Fagel Bagel?" - Michelle Obama